THIS PRODUCT IS A PORTASTAND WEBSITE EXCLUSIVE.
It is the 21st century, and the Great Tablet Wars rage ever onward. The Androids’ open-source offensive is met with an endless barrage of Apples, battery-conscious e-ink bombs are slung willy-nilly about the skies, and innocent pixels are crammed mercilessly into DPI cannons. Squadrons of smartphones grow bigger, faster, glassier, and fewer button-er. A horrific yet stunningly well-rendered battle continues.
And then, the trees part. The Portastand Universal Tablet Mount strolls into the fray, arms outstretched as if to say, “Let’s all just hang out.”
Just for a moment, the glass-laden-button-mashing conflict pauses. Smartphones big & small, tablets thin & thick, all find solace in the all-accepting arms of the Universal Tablet Mount. “It’s so adjustable,” the townspeople say. “So open-minded.”
And indeed, it is. The Universal Tablet Mount can accommodate any smart device up to 8.5″ wide or 1.25″ thick, meaning you don’t even have to take your protective case off. Just screw the mount onto any standard microphone stand, attach your device to it using the mount’s rubberized clamps, and play your gig knowing it ain’t going anywhere. And also that you’re contributing directly to the resolving of smart-violence across the globe… er, cloud.
NOTE: Smart device and/or mic stand not included. Though that would be an insanely good deal.
COMPATIBLE WITH PORTASTAND PRODUCTS:
- One (1) Universal Tablet Mount
- Accommodates any smartphone, tablet, or e-reader on the market
- Adjustable up to 8.5″ wide or 1.25″ thick
- Screws into any standard microphone stand for sturdy mounting
- Full 360-degree portrait/landscape swiveling mechanism
- Rubberized clamps leave your device’s screen unscathed